Clearly, by the recent posts by Pale Thunderette I am in fact not gay. I did not go see Burlesque with her, that is why she wrote the review. But I can’t stop listening to Straight No Chasers Twelve Days of Christmas.
After my tweet yesterday, some people questioned to the nature of my sexual preference. All I have to say is how is it considered “gay” for a short white kid to listen to ten well dressed men sing christmas tunes?
When I write it out like that I feel like Tobias from Arrested Development, but I’ll repress that feeling and move on.
I mean come on, us straight guys need to retain some aspect of show tunes to call our own and I think it should be a capella music god damnit. I mean girls love it, and if you want to get with girls you need to either do something they like/admire or be kind of an asshole.
Sure the latter is easier and potentially more fun, but the former is statement of courage. It’s not only about the tuxedo’s and the music, it’s about the girls!
Yea, alright…I am going back to movie reviews, this party sucks.
Tags: 12 days of christmas, a capella, arrested development, gay, glee, straight no chaser twelve days of christmas, tobias
